The Finer Details

I’ve never been one for labels, but sometimes it’s good to be upfront – I am a curvy London escort, with a spirit to match my hair. However, I’ve never really fitted neatly into one box – I prefer expansiveness, fluidity, chemistry; letting go and seeing where the mood takes us, be that a weekend in Provence, an afternoon in a bedroom, or a late night escapade to one of London’s darker little corners. Because of this, I’m hesitant to categorise myself too narrowly. Yes, you might have found me after a search for a London BBW escort or curvy London escort, but trust me, I’m much more than my curves. Don’t worry though, I’ll forgive you if it takes you a little while to gather your thoughts after seeing them. It’s a common problem.

I'm a woman who knows what she wants...

And I like to spend my time with similarly minded lovers. My tastes run from unhurried intimate encounters, to hedonistic passionate flings, to deviant kinky misbehaviour.

My love for expansiveness spills over into my sexuality – whether I’m taking control as a Domme and bringing you to your knees, or submitting to your desires, for me what gets me off is a mutual connection, an authentic desire to immerse ourselves fully in the experience. As a curvy London escort I’m a fan of everything from Bourdieu to body worship, although perhaps not at the same time.

Experience life fully

Whilst I love to thread power play throughout my life, kink is very much not the be all and end all for me. I’ve got a soft spot for more intimate, sensual GFE encounters as well – although I always laugh at that phrasing. The girlfriend experience is such a broad, catch all term. For me it usually means a commitment to pleasure, to unhurried luxury. When was the last time you gave yourself what you truly wanted? The last time you set aside a few hours perhaps, a whole evening, or an entire weekend, dedicated solely to you own pleasure? London is a glorious city, but the pace can be exhausting. You know the value of your time – so make sure you choose to spend it with someone who makes you feel truly exceptional?

I’m a devotee of sensuality but with a healthy dose of playfulness. I try not to take anything or anyone too seriously – except for having a very good time. Lucky for you, that’s something I’m an expert at doing.

Getting personal

Reading this far means you want more and have a curious mind. This bodes well. Let me tell you a little bit more about myself.

Privately educated and a lifelong student, I’ve recently completed my third degree, which means you’re officially allowed to call me Dr Swann. My academic background is in the Social Sciences, and I’m a smart conversationalist with an innate desire to learn more – I absorb knowledge with the same enthusiasm with which I play.

I’m constantly torn between a love of spontaneity and thrill-seeking, and a hopeless commitment to organisation and neatly ordered lists. All of which is to say, I can throw the most well-planned sex party you’ll ever attend.

In my private life, I’m driven by a desire to uncover the unfamiliar and the exciting – whether that’s a spontaneous weekend away, the latest exhibition, a new piece of literature – or a new lover, and all of the thrill that comes with discovering someone’s predilections for the first time. I imagine that since you’re here, you also recognise the pure rush of ecstasy that comes from this experience – let’s explore it together.

If we were on a speed date…

…then I would tell you the following in the five minutes we have together:

Three of my favourite things are the thrill you get from jumping into cold water, the smell of the city after rain, and staying up late enough with a new lover to see dawn.

My go-to drink is a dry dirty vodka martini with three olives (one to eat before you drink, one for mid-way through, and one for afterwards) – although the minute the weather gets hot I drink Provence rosé like my life depends on it.

I’m a classically trained pianist (although I haven’t played in years).

I speak passable French. Enough to jump on a train to Paris and order un verre de vin blanc et une assiette de fromage.

I’m an avid wild swimmer, and have hurled myself enthusiastically into sub ten-degree water.

My favourite book of the Bible is the Song of Songs.

I once cried for 10-minutes straight in the back of a Mexican taxi whilst reading A Little Life, as we drove over the mountains in Oaxaca.

People tell me I’m intimidating (which I often think just means I wear red lipstick most of the time) but I’m very playful and soft. In a chic, sexy sort of way, of course.

The finer print

So now you know a little more about me, let’s get down to the nuts and bolts of our time together.

Where we’ll meet

I usually host from a gorgeous apartment in Soho. If this is unavailable, I’ll arrange a hotel room . Want me to come to you? I’m happy to if you’re lodgings are in London zones 1-2. Dates further afield might be possible but there is a small travel fee..


My fees are bespoke, and depend very much on what type of experience we’re planning for, how far I’m travelling, and what we plan to do together. For reference, they start from £800 for two hours but I’ll give you a more accurate quote once we’ve planned our date.

The time we’ll need

For an initial meeting, I recommend two hours, allowing us time to really explore each other’s desires. Shorter, hour-long trysts are available to current lovers, subject to availability.

Whilst I’m happy to keep our liaisons to the bedroom, dates which start with dinner or drinks always have a special place in my heart. Give me the chance to put on an extravagant outfit and bright lipstick, and flirt outrageously over a cocktail and I’m there. I also play very well with others, and have a host of beautiful friends available at the drop of a hat.

I adore longer dates, so if you’d like to spend the night together – or the day, the weekend or more – get in touch.

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